Okay, just kidding.
And he's never sat still for 45 minutes even once in his three glorious years.
But at least he likes popcorn and was a good sport for about 10 of the 45 minutes tonight when we finally attended the members-only showing of Amazon Adventure.
The executive producer of the show, Jonathan Barker, was on hand for the viewing as well and held a Q&A following the premiere, which was actually really interesting. (Unless you're, you know, a three-year-old.)
Best part of the evening? When my daughter won a 'sloth package' door prize and got to go up and receive it from the executive producer.
Who loves free swag?