What follows is a conversation between myself and my husband last night:
Husband: I'm in love with you, you know.
Me: I know, I love you too.
Husband: I tell you this everyday.
Me: I tell you this everyday too -- you just don't listen to me when I talk.
Husband: You're just for looking good. You ain't for talking.
Cracked me up! Then later during that same conversation:
Husband: I was just lucky to be in the right place at the right time.
Me: That's what life is all about.
Husband: Yeah, I grabbed you at a time when you were most marketable and before you could market yourself to anyone else, so, if anything, I was just clever.
Once again, he made me chuckle. *SIGH* Good times...
Monday, December 10, 2007
What follows is a conversation between myself and my husband last night:
Monday, November 26, 2007
Fire.place Chan.nel - noun - a place for a domestic fire to be aired repeatedly on television during the Christmas season; is often set to music (read: Christmas carols) and brings hours of endless pleasure to its viewers
You know it's winter in Edmonton when local TV starts airing the Fireplace Channel, which has developed a cult-like following of sorts. Everybody watches it, and everybody has a story to tell as it relates to the annual Yule logs.
A few years ago I even heard, secondhand, that one of my cousins tuned in for so long that he actually saw someone add another log to the fire. But I wasn't buying it. His story reminded me of the tall tales I used to hear from children when I took them out on nature hikes during one of my summer jobs. ("...And this one time... in my backyard... I saw this pterodactyl..."). You get my drift.
But then it happened. Late Saturday night my husband and I sat mesmerized, staring into the brilliant flames as though they were actually in our home, when all of a sudden a plaid-laden arm reached in with a poker stick and adjusted the logs. And then he even tossed on another for good measure.
So yes, he really does exist... unlike that pterodactyl.
** UPDATE **
December 12, 2007
The following was an excerpt in today's Culture Venting of the Edmonton Journal:
- I knew the writers strike was taking its toll on TV programming when my wife got excited watching the Yule fire log on Channel 11 and called out, "Honey, come and see, he's putting a log on the fire!"
So you see, my husband and I aren't the only couple in the city obsessed with this guy!
Sunday, November 18, 2007
You know how giddy Canadians can get whenever Canada is mentioned on American television or in movies? Well that was how my husband felt last night when his humble hometown of Potsdam, New York, got a plug during CBC's Hockey Night In Canada broadcast.
Following a disappointing loss by the Edmonton Oilers to the Calgary Flames, Ron MacLean and friends interviewed Flames player Craig Conroy, who just happens to share the same hometown as my husband.
"See, it's not just a little town in the middle of nowhere -- it made it on Hockey Night In Canada. Even Sergie's restaurant in Little Italy got a plug!"
Yes, we had a pretty excited household last night. And if it hadn't been almost 1 a.m. EST, my husband would have called his family back home to tell them the news. They made it on the CBC.
If you're interested, Jo Ann Lawery's article is a couple years old and filled with some typographical errors (read: Pottsdam), but you can learn more in here about "Craig Conroy - Pride of Potsdam, New York."
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
When I see the Edmonton Oilers' head coach, Craig MacTavish, on television, I become mesmerized by his eye glasses. They're so simple, and yet they add sophistication to his look. I love them. Even if I didn't know who he was when passing him on the street, I would still think to myself, "Wow, now that is a sharp-looking man. He's got it together."
Now let's rewind today's clock to about three hours ago when I accompanied my husband to his first eye exam in nearly five years. In under two years' time, once his university education is complete, my husband will embark on a new profession and, like it or not, how he looks and how he carries himself will affect his level of success. And I basically decided for him that it was time for some new eye glasses.
Naturally, an argument ensued.
Okay, so maybe it wasn't fair of me to go into this with a preconceived image of what perfection should look like. And maybe it wasn't fair of me to impose on him my opinion of what it means to look sophisticated. But I maintain that my argument is sound.
There is nothing wrong with the glasses my husband is currently wearing, and there is nothing wrong with the pair he ended up choosing today. They're fine. They're adequate. They're ordinary. But if you're going to invest that kind of money on a new pair of eye glasses that you will be wearing for every waking hour of every day, why would you settle for ordinary when you could have sophisticated?
"But those sophisticated-looking frames are too tight at my temples."
(You'll be fine once you break them in. It'll be like having a new pair of boots.)
"I'll end up suffering with headaches everyday."
(We have aspirin at home, dear.)
"If I have to wear them everyday, my first priority is that the frames at least be comfortable."
(Yes, but what about me? I'm the one who has to look at them everyday, dear.)
Okay, okay. So maybe my argument isn't entirely sound afterall. Comfort and safety really should be my husband's first concern. But if Clinton and Stacy from TLC's What Not To Wear were here, they would agree that it's not always necessary to sacrifice image for comfort; the two should actually go hand-in-hand.
But I digress. What's done is done, and my husband opted for comfort over image. Again, the new glasses aren't totally bad; they're just a little too big for my liking. Not like 1980s-big, but big nonetheless.
And not that it matters, but I don't think Craig MacTavish's wife would approve of them either.
*** UPDATE ***
November 18, 2007
How timely that in today's Edmonton Journal appeared a commentary from another woman facing similar obstacles. I sympathize with her, and, naturally, my husband feels sorry for her other half.
I don't want to get into any gender wars here, but I can almost guarantee that if her husband said to her, "That dress really doesn't flatter your figure at all," she would probably never wear that dress again. And yet he, like my husband, sees nothing wrong with ignoring the opinion of his wife.
I guess some men just don't mind being stuck in previous decades.
(Oooohhhh.... hitting them where it hurts....). Haha.
Okay, that's all I'm going to say on this issue. You can decide for yourself by checking out Debby Waldman's article, "Applying 20-20 vision to a husband's fashion image: How to get her guy to change his frames."
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
My mom has had a sudden attack of lower right quadrant pain (just listen to me and my fancy lingo), and I insisted on bringing her here to the ER of a local hospital. This is where we will sit and wait (for several hours, I'm sure) until we're able to see a doctor. My tentative diagnosis is for appendicitis. Or a kidney stone. Or maybe it's a bowel obstruction complicated by diverticulitis of the colon. Then again, it could possibly be gallstones or Ebola. (Okay, maybe not. But still!)
1:02 p.m. - My mom's pain is intensifying and coming in sharp waves now. I go back up to the admissions desk to give them an update, and the male nurse tells me they're doing some shuffling to find my mom a bed.
1:10 p.m. - I'm thankful for the welcome distraction of cute medics periodically bringing in patients via ambulance. It's all about the uniform, I tell ya.
1:43 p.m. - Still in the waiting area, a lab tech comes to pull some blood from my mom. I'm sure it's just a matter of time before they call her for an x-ray or an ultrasound.
2:17 p.m. - Not having had anything to eat or drink since breakfast, my stomach is growling as I eye the vending machines across the room. If my mom was allowed to eat at this point, I would totally spring for some pretzels right now.
2:33 p.m. - At last! A bed is available! We're transported down the hall, and my mom is instructed to put on a hospital gown. She feels better now that she's able to lay down for a bit.
3:03 p.m. - My mom tells me I look hungry and insists I suck on a mint from in her purse. I reassure her I'm fine.
3:20 p.m. - A nurse examines my mom, and I'm convinced she has appendicitis. Or that bowel obstruction I mentioned.
3:32 p.m. - The doctor arrives! She examines my mom and asks if she's had any previous surgeries. I tell her no.
"But what is this scar on her abdomen?"
Okay, so the scar is really peculiar, and the doctor isn't 100% sure where it came from. We find out that my mom had her tubes tied after I was born, which is news to me! (I'm always the last to find these things out. Like when I was around 12 and found out my mom had a twin. WTF?? But that's another story for another time.) Ahem. But, yeah, the scar is strange, and we can only assume it's from her tube-tying.
4:02 p.m. - The abdominal x-rays are complete. And I've changed the diagnosis to inguinal hernia.
4:30 p.m. - Again, my mom insists I eat a mint. Do I really look that bad??
4:55 p.m. - Feeling 10 times better than she did when we came in, my mom just wants to leave. And we agree that we're totally breaking into the Halloween candy as soon as we get home.
5:00 p.m. - After having sat in the same cramped position for so long with my legs crossed, I'm sure the pain in my lower limbs is a blood clot.
5:05 p.m. - The doctor returns and informs us that all tests appear normal. Final diagnosis: abdominal pain of unknown cause.
"But at least you now know about the scar!"
7:00 p.m. - My husband is thankful we left some Halloween candy for him to hand out to all the little trick-or-treaters tonight.
7:30 p.m. - Having gone several hours without any significant discomfort, my mom is relieved that she is going to be okay. I, on the other hand, am frustrated that we may never know the cause of her excruciating pain today.
After all, I was sure I had it at hernia. Or Ebola.
Sunday, October 28, 2007
I caught Vanna White on Live with Regis and Kelly the other morning, and from the outside looking in, it appears she's got the best job ever. In order to produce one month's worth of Wheel of Fortune episodes, they do all their filming in only FOUR DAYS.
Can you imagine only having to work four days a month while still getting paid enough to live comfortably in southern California...??
In my next life I plan on graduating top of my class at Letter-Turning School.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Shortly after the birth of her first daughter, Abby, Juliana discovered Abby had an allergy to soy products that was making her sick. Since then, Juliana has done a complete overhaul of everything they eat or bring into their home. No more beef, pork, or dairy. No splenda or aspertame. No distilled water. No medications other than all-natural supplements. No vaccinations. And no grocery store-bought chicken (she instead buys it over the Internet from a supplier in Minnesota).
Her list of blacklisted items is long, and I'm afraid it contains nearly everything that can be found in our fridge and cupboards:
- canola oil (contains soy.... apparently you're better off using coconut oil)
- sugar-free gum & diet pop (each contains aspartame)
- George Foreman Grill (made with teflon)
- Splenda (contains chlorine... Stevia is an ideal alternative)
- toothpaste (contains fluoride)
- water distiller (completely bleaches the water of all its nutrients)
Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.
I have to admit, I envy Juliana. She's done a ton of research about what to eat and how to prepare it, and she's in fantastic shape. (She even blogs on mercola.com). Just being around her and her daughters has motivated me to improve my lifestyle, but I can tell you right now there's no way I'm giving up the water distiller. Or the George Foreman Grill (seriously, my husband would leave me).
I want to make improvements, but where to start? If I really (and I mean really) took a look around, nearly everything would have to go, and having to start from scratch with entirely new products and techniques is an overwhelmingly daunting and mind-boggling task for me. I'm just not ready for the complete overhaul, so I think I'll start small. Baby steps, if you will.
Having said that, anyone know where I can pick up some good coconut oil and some Stevia??
Sunday, October 21, 2007
The transition from soldier to civilian was difficult in and of itself, but having to watch my husband go through university at the same time has been truly painful. Maybe it's been hard for me to watch him because he's older than most of his classmates and he can't always relate to them. Maybe it's because he's been forever changed by serving in two combat wars. Maybe it's because his lifestyle now is so different than it was for the eight years following high school. Or maybe it's because I remember what it was like to be in university myself and I can't stand to watch him have to endure it now.
Yes, that's definitely it.
The endless research papers and group projects, the memorization of often-useless facts, the all-nighters and early-morning classes -- I don't miss it in the least!
Sure, I miss the overall atmosphere of just being on campus -- the learning, the friendships, the hope for a bright future that was yet to come -- but I don't miss the stress involved with being a full-time student. I like coming home after work and being able to leave it all behind until my next shift. Being a full-time student is worse than having a full-time job. You don't get weekends off. You don't get evenings off. It's like you're working 24-7. You're constantly involved in projects. You never get a break, and they don't pay you for your effort.
In addition to full-time school, my husband works two part-time jobs. Honestly, I don't know how he isn't losing his mind. Okay, so I do know.
He's got a wife that's willing to cook for him and pack him lunches. And, oh yeah, kick him squarely in the rump when he needs a little extra motivation.
He'd be lost without me, I tell you. It's like he never left the Army after all -- he just got a better-looking commanding officer and a permanent change of station to about 600 km north of the 49th.